As nature intended

A naked body is only natural, but convention still directs most of us to cover up most of the time.

Sex is a part of nature – I love nature!

I am disappointed that I will miss the Erotica weekend in Olympia yet again, so have made a promise to myself to definitely go next year no matter what. Saying that, Im going to a special persons party tonight and am really looking forward to a fab night.  One of my friends asked if there would be any sexual activities?

The word ‘orgy’ came to mind Greek for ritual (party) a tribute to the gods which included wine, ecstasy and madness.  Some eminent people have been know to take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and should be encouraged. Ummm…  Who knows I may be going to an Erotic fest after all!

‘Home is heaven and orgies are vile.  But you need an orgy once in a while.’  Ogden Nash

Is she or isnt she? That is the question.  Regarded as one of the most seductive figures in history.  Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa has caused many to try to decipher her ’smile’.  Interpritations have been put down to constipation, facial paralysis, even pregnancy.  According to a computer at the university of Amsterdam in 2006, shes 83% happy, 9% disgusted, 5% fearful and 1% angry.  In fact Freud thought her smile represented Leonardo’s erotic obsession, and, to ensure La Gioconda’s  ongoing association with sex, shes even appeared on a condom packet

A big thanks goes out to my new web designer who I think is a remarkable man.  Not only has he designed my new site for me, he has also taken the pics - the only man I know who can multi task! Thanks Steve mwah x

Hot news of the press, yes, you heard it here first Obama is white!  Well hes certainly not black, lets face it he came out of a white womans vagina and saying hes black is racist. To be P.C. the dude is dual heritage!

This morning my client turned up and low and behold I knew him from my private life hes not a friend as such, we used to go to  the same gym and he knows a lot of the people I know, including my family, oops.  Hes much younger than me and to be fair I always did secretly quite fancy him. It was embarrassing having two sides of my life cross like that (not quite sure why because he was in the same boat I guess). Anyway,  I told him I couldnt see him, no offence and all that etc, etc, so he left. Then he phoned me from outside saying Im here now please see me.  I let him come back and we had a lot to chat about - for some reason  (nerves)  I kept  going on about the credit crunch, not realizing I was making up excuses for what I do.  He did say to me *You could get a job”,  I didnt bother to say, this is my job.  He said he had always fancied me too, it was a bit like a fantasy thats not orchestrated,  older woman seduces young gym instructor, it was very erotic.  We enjoyed each others bodys and I felt lucky to be getting payed to live one of my fantasys.  lt did feel  a bit weird – not in a bad way.  Im now exhausted ,and have decided to take the rest of the day off, bring on the weekend. NO DRAMA!

Forced myself to the gym this morning knowing how good I feel afterwards once those endorphins kick in. Arrived home and started to glamourize myself for the afternoons events.  As I put on my stockings I could feel the excitment rise and was looking forward to meeting a lovely gent that was coming over for a little private soire’e.  We had spoken several times on the phone and got on well,  it didnt feel like meeting a stranger I loved the feeling of anticipation. He was coming from London by train and we were planning on spending a couple of hours together - the wine was chilled and the nibbles were fresh!! Ha, ha. The company was good, the desert was even better, a gr8 time was had by all!!!

Afterwards I gave him an escorted tour of St Albans –  we passed the Cathedral and the Ryder building as I drove him to the station. I think I can truly say the pleasure was all mine! Although he did text to say what a fab time he had. xx   Happy Days.

This is my first ever blogg and I wasnt quite sure what to call myself being a professional holistic sex therapist.  I am not really a prostitute as I dont offer my talents for unworthy puposes as it states in the dictionary.     I see most of my clients as very worthy!   Courtesan…well, Im not a former pro or a mistress of a man of rank. Harlot, call girl, fallen women, hussy, hooker, unfortunate, and the list goes on.  So what do I call myself?  The Japanese seem to have it right - Gaisha, a woman who has been trained and is highly skilled in  the profession of pleasing and entertaining men. One who seeks to always improve her skills as a professional entertainer. Ah, the art of seduction!