How deceitful of Jackie Smith caught watching porn at the tax payers expense and no Jac -  we dont believe it was the old man.  Drop the pretence and come clean - even if it was the other half, where were you at the time?? ummm.  The home secretary has been caught red handed yet still maintains her sanctimonious stand against the sex industry tut tut.  Hope you like my picture below ha, ha - Im calling it - Sin-cere

… Sin-cere                 

Born exhibitionist…my diamond encrusted toy.  Pussy loves to play and I just wanted to share a little light hearted fun.

Had a fabulous lunch yeserday with a lovely client who has become a friend, food was good – company was better and as the alcohol flowed lunch turned into afternoon drinks.  Didn’t get home till after four fairly sozzled – and no we didn’t have sex!  Sometimes its nice to do things in a singular fashion = exsclusive - unlike 69. Personally I find it better to take turns as I love to savour what I eat and love to give myself up with sheer abandon to the delights of a firm tongue    …. dont you????   Ummmm…

Thanks for your recent comment Dean – but, I can only confirm it was I that did the taking and you loved every minute of it babe. You didn’t even see my purr-fect pussy!  Woman on top of her game (game bird) or woman of prey ha ha.  LOL ALWAYS X

Hooray, we have arranged our party of three in a London hotel and I am so looking forward to it – the anticipation…Its not for a few weeks yet and I promise to keep you informed.  I heard something really strange today – apparently women are meant to feel similar feelings to orgasm when giving birth. The theory goes that the feelings that created life i.e. sexual orgasm should be the same as giving birth to life, err, I think not - speaking on behalf of my fellow sisters.  The noise most women make when giving birth may resemble orgasmic pleasure but rest assured its definitely not - TRUST ME!!!  

I have been contacted by a lady recently asking me if I could possibly help her.  Now most of the time Im asked if I would like to join a couple for a threesome – its usually the man who touches base first.  And most of my threesomes have been with another professional like umwaah.  I really liked the sound of (lets call her) J – so much that I meet up with her on Friday evening for a glass of champagne to discuss further how I could be of service.  She explained how she had always fantasized about making love with another woman and that it was her husbands greatest fantasy to have a threesome.  OMG if all wives were like this I would be out of a job!  She said that she had done a lot of research via the net and found me to be perfect, I was feeling quite flattered by then.  Although she did go on to say her partner wasnt really into young skinny girls as it made him think of his daughters (and hoping it didn mean Im old and fat).  I liked this woman and recognized her to be someone who knew exactly what she wanted.  She was very attractive with a wickedly fit figure and I felt attracted to her as she talked about how she envisioned our time together would be, wow, she had covered every angle. I am looking forward to our little party and hope it all goes to plan. 

 Ho well fuck those green eyed monsters!

1. I think we should be like NY and have a big party (any old excuse to party does me).     Got to go  and prepare myself a friend is popping round hes bringing champagne so I guess its a liquid lunch for me today. And the top of the day tu ya!  

feeling rather lethargic today had a very busy weekend burning the candle at both ends – nothing unusual there.  Bit disappointed in me though as I never seem to learn from experience when to say no! It just doesn’t seem to be in my vocabulary. Ho well, there I go again growing old disgracefully!! After all I am the wicked lady of St Albans  Ha Ha x