omg the woman of all time – the one and only M M

There the only two of the three S’s I’m into, cant say I care to much for the sand as it sticks to the most moist intimate places and itches like mad. Played outside today – we did have a laugh and thinking about it now makes me smile. However take note newbies I don’t go to the woods or play outdoors unless we have met before, so please don’t ask. Dont you think that if I had a couple of eyes on each cheek I would have a bearded bald man on my ass? Ho ho ho!

I need exercise everyday and no gym so I guess I had better get some sexercise – being a firm believer in the use it or loss it theory. I must remember not to twitter when I’m drunk! In fact maybe its a good idea not to get drunk anymore and become one of those peeps that know their limit – I know mine but just like the buzz. The skys the limit – Im on a one way rocket to heaven!

Have been asked if I wanna be a star?  umm not another one of those offers says me?  Mustn be the proverbial pessimist - what do you think? Ho and Brian god bless ya but its soon gonna be The Brian Show!

If I dont get sex every day I get a tension headache !    

  Been to Sweden for a couple of days and feel loved up sexed up and saunaed up.  Had a crash course on perfecting my massage technique.  Peculiar, going out is staying in - probably because its so damn cold most of the year.  Everyone congregates in each others houses for wild partys (orgy?) playing games and drinking copious amounts of alcohol, its really wild.  And not as expensive as it used to be as they dont use the euro and like us it is a Kingdom.  I just love those oh so sexy Swedes dont you? Afraid its not me but the very sexy Victoria Silverstadt.  Sex appeal is 50% what youv got and 50% what people think youv got!  I think the lovely Victoria has got it all. 

Thanks to you all for calling me to say I need to get out more in the sun – fuck off.  Im just waiting for all my freaky freckles to join up – ho ho ho – dont make me be a be-atch pleeeze – coz iz good at that!  Anywayz Iz all white !!  So what? Lunch in London today at some posh joint – I so hate name droppers – dont you? Laterz x  ho and Mr Malik its not all white!

Thanks Mr Fireman – he could have got a better shot but said his hands were shaking with the anticipation. Unfortunately the others are all far to blurry - I may just get everyone that comes through the door to take a shot, ummm do I charge less for this service or more ?

Does my bum look big in this? Ha he lol at my arse  BBW ?

Once in my ignorance I advertised as a BBW thinking it meant big busted woman – lucky for me one of my clients called to ask me if I had put on a lot of weight explaining it meant big as in big all over ha ha.  I am tall and could never be described as a waif but am truly a 12 down below and fuck knows what upstairs lol – those damn breasts of mine, when I retire Im having a reduction. Until then I want every one to have a picnic on me  Got to go my fireman is on his way and I just love it when he does his lift on me he is so so so cute and sweet I could eat him!  Ummmm cum to think of it - I will!!

 Sorry R we didn’t get to play amongst the bluebells this year as I noticed today they are starting to wither – have no fear they’ll be back next year and by then I should have learnt how to get in and out of my cat suit with a little more aplomb – so if anyone hears about the large black cat seen in St Albans woods have no fear it was the wicked lady.