May 12, 2009

Just a regular kinda woman!

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 11:29 am

Blessed with big tits and long long long legs:The stairway to heaven!

Lets face it if I was a super model It would reflect in my fee – so aren’t you all lucky Im just a regular kinda woman! Took a couple of photos in the garden this morning - being a kinda outdoors person, its still a bit chilly out there. When I was a bit green to the net I was advised to spend big bucks on photos.  In fact I was recommended to go to London to see some bird with a camera who wanted £400 for a three hour shoot.  She spent about two hours layering me in make up false eyelashes the works – must admit I did look amazing, even fancied myself  (weird that!).  I kept telling her that my face was going to be concealed which seemed to go over her head, probably something to do with the vast quantity of wine she was consuming at the time. She said not to worry about how  they looked as she was a wizard at airbrushing -  cut a long story short we fell out and I never did see those photos.  Now as my site suggests me.uk I do everything myself (with the help of select) even taking quite a few photos of ME myself and I, its amazing what you can do with a trypod and timer -  although not of studio standard it is the real thing flaws and all, no airbrushing here.  What you see is what you get:  Well not literally : – O

   You didnt think you were going to get my bum did you?  LOL  

May 10, 2009

Sunny Sundayz

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 4:42 pm

The intentions were photo shoot but the day was so purr-fect I had to play tennis instead, got all hot and sweaty, could of had a few action shots on court I guess with my short short tennis skirt lifting in the breeze. I love tennis it brings out my competitive side, I love making all the groaning noises as well its amazing how it can bring out your aggression and lift your game.  Anywayz new photos tomorrow, just as well its a mate thats taking them, so - I am in control of the situation – just the way I like it!  Recent comment from Brian, oh babe those ladies the blond and the dark one are both your one and only wicked lady – did anyone else think I had an accomplice- Its me! Do you like my dark side??

May 9, 2009

New Photos

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 11:14 am

Planning on having a photo shoot tomorrow hope Im not in one of my porno moods as I dont want people to get the wrong impression – after aLL I am an upmarket (supposedly) escort ha ha.  Or am I just a feline creature that likes to eat meat aka Cat Woman?  I guess it depends on the day and the mood…and the meat!        

bottoms up!
bottoms up!

The wicked lady of St Albans 

May 6, 2009

New Early Bird-Tweet

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 2:08 pm

Will be answering my phone from 9am first appointment 9.30 no special offers just special action first come first served so to speak – I can hear you all cheering yay and yes I do answer my phone its just that there is only one of me and I do everything to purr-fection  dont multi task after all it would be rude to answer the phone when Im playing with my prey –  before I eat it!  If you dont leave your number I cant call you back dur..this strange man keeps leaving me messages telling me off saying your never there – Ho- yes I am!

May 5, 2009

Grinding and winding with Kit-e-cat!

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 4:57 pm

Back to the daily grind ha and it was a bloody good one today, once again it was commented on how tight and fit pp is -  I think she shrinks a bit when not in use.  Weekend was good but came across one or two snobs while dancing round the May pole - that pissed me off, ho well theres always one or two!!

May 1, 2009

Swine – flu

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 12:27 pm

They reckon you cant catch cat flue so whats it with the swine flu? And can pigs catch anything from us – who was it that was messin with the swine in the first place.  Im keepin my pussy locked up and masked for now especially as we’r away this May Day.  I met a real swine lately and wouldn mind if he caught it - he could  be slaughtered ha ha Happy May Day !  Ho and sorry to Mr McCoy (sorry babe) someone phoned me yesterday saying he recommended me in one of his books and gave me a good write up -  

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