Im feelin it and its good!

I just love a nice firm piece of fruit dont you? And its soooo nice to pick your own – I like big ones juicy fragrant and very very sweet. Eat them with cream or have them neat they sooo remind me of a Tet. Frag-aria is an accessory fruit or pseudo-fruit by botanical definition. Both a fruit and a vegetable.

Just a note to Andy Murrey good luck would be great to bring it home this year ho and if your ever passing feel free to give me a shout anytime babe..

FACT OR FICTION
Amazonian woman were thought to have cut of a breast to make it easier to draw a bow.
Bubby-smoochers and mastophallators are men who enjoy sexual release between the breast.
Some people think you must be thick if you have big breasts.
I give you the breast – symbols of fertility and femininity, survival and pleasure, prominent in many fields from politics to porn, big ones small ones, an obsession to many in Western culture, sexually irrelevant to others – there’s more to them than meets the eye. I love’em!

Well even I have to get my head out of the sand sometimes and I think sadly this downturn in the economy is only just beginning to bite. I wouldn’t say my phone is any quieter or that I’m feeling it personally – but I have so many clients with stories of doom and gloom, just as well I’m a qualified bonafide counsellor And thank god I didn’t remortgage or buy that second home abroad! Lets face it nothing new here what goes up has to come down, as all you men know only to well! I wont be giving up anything just being a little more moderate (how unlike me!) and its been feeling so so good, Iv managed to get back in the driving seat of my life and I’m loving it!!

Up until the 17th century it was commonly believed that God or some big bang (excuse the pun) created mankind. Charles Darwin looked at the peacock and wondered why it would display its plumage, even though it could attract predators without a worthwhile reason. His theories of evolution in his book – The origin of species (1859) introduced the ideas of sexual and natural selection. Apparently humans focus on memes, forms of imitation and sex, power and food are the most popular ummm food for thought and on that note its time for lunch. Today’s 3 course special : sex – followed by tuna salad – washed down with a powerful fruit punch.

You know what they say about the early bird, 6am was my first appointment today and Im looking on it as a warm up before I hit the gym. You could say I had beef sausage for b’fast – start the day with a banger! Back soon Will be posting again laterz with a nice pic – in the meantime heres a little pussy 4 u – misbehaving!

Have decided to work out much harder than I have been of late and really go for it – given myself a four week programme and its tough so should see results real quick. I need to get my fitness levels up for the tennis season as I love to thrash my opponents showing no mercy. Have gained a new client of late who happens to be a young stallion and boy can he perform, over and over again ummm to be twenty five again. Saying that I was full of insecurities then so maybe not. I think it would be a good idea if we adopted a sexual culture of teaching the opposite sex – sex by having an older wiser sexually experienced person initiate the virgin to the delights of sex (there goes that word again). As this would be an acceptable custom there would be no need for jealousy as we would have been educated in the differences between sex and love from the beginning. So lets throw away all those fairy tales about the one and only forever and ever amen.

Have been busy with a lot of personal issues lately and haven’t felt like blogging – I’m sure the sun will be back again soon! In the mean time Gorilla Pussy at your service lol x

Cant get no satisfaction? So vote 4 me the porno party and know the joys of ecstasy x x x