When I went it scared me to death (there goes that fuckin word again) one actually wanted to cum out wit me riding on my shoulder – believe it or not!  I guess it saw me as a freeway to heaven.  IT SCARED ME TO DEATH’ s …

I had a regular client over the other night, we had a few drinks together and yes I know its my own fault because I didnt get the money first…I have known him for about two years so guess I was a little to relaxed and gave him the benefit of the doubt – he ripped me off .  The  joke was he was meant to be coming round to cheer me up because someone very close to me passed away recently, I still cant believe what a shit he is.  People like him make you loose faith in human decency.  Saw Mr Oral :0 today and he actually gave me the dosh Mr Nasty ripped me off – their is a god in heaven bless him, he knows I will make it up to him some how ummm.  Think Im gonna treat him to an all nighter for being so lovely    xxx

Derek your comment has provoked me and I cant for the life of me think who you are, try as I may.    When you say I didnt want to dress for you I can only assume you had a taster appt  and didnt specify an outfit prior to our meet.  To read your comment sounds like I had on grey flannels!  As for me treating you like a “punter” again I must assume thats how you behaved.  I have a vague memory of seeing someone a few weeks ago who had an attitude problem and a vile demeanour – was that you?  I pride myself in treating people accordingly and admire honesty - hence I thought Id put your comment up on my site as it takes all types and we obviously didnt get on – was it the body odour,  halitosis or just the horrid vile manner?  All yours.  The mind boggles.  Theirs always one ;0 Would anyone else like to comment on this feel free its open season ouch

I have to tell the truth  neither of those lovely ladies is me.  No, I have no new tatts new tits or new girlfriend, sob.  And dont recall saying I was going away to have my tits reduced – just that I was going away!  What I said was I may buy smaller tits for X.mas!   I just love the photo dontcha think its well sexy??  Provocative umm - well it makes me feel horny Im seeing Mr Inter-oral this afternoon my first guest (I like that Mike;0) since my return and I cant think of a nicer way to get me back into the swing of things.  I only had sex once while I was away and it split my pussy a bit as she always closes up when not in use – its a bit like having a piercing if you dont keep it open it closes, weird that.. Anyway moving on – my new experience is gonna be the porno GFE lets  face it your girl friend wouldnt do most of the things I would or maybe she would you just don’t like to ask ;  My lips are truly sealed:-/

New tits and new tats with a new girlfriend to boot – what more could one ask for!