February 27, 2010

I’m a Sex Addict

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 11:52 am

sex addict me!Being a genuine SEX addict I found it hard to hold down a regular job - I kept disappearing into the toilets for a wank!

It might seem funny, trivial and for a man it could seem like – wow wish my partner had those sort of issues – but believe me you would soon get tired of the continued demands for sex night and day and would start to question your own sexuality wishing you had a partner with a normal healthy libido.  Yes, life with a Sex Addiction is anything but fun.  Like any addiction the addict becomes moody, withdrawn and even aggressive if they dont get their fix every day!  My marriage and any long term relationships have always failed, due to my addiction to sex,  sooo, I guess you could say I have found a solution to my problem by being an escort I have the choice to have no strings sex with my clients if we both  choose too.

February 20, 2010

Another Bed Bites the Dust

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 5:41 pm

Fuck me – yes we know you have all done that already!  Or should I say tried to get a peice of me ! Well, shit, fuck, eat a dick a day – etc-etc.  I am so annoyed yet another bed bites the dust…I know.. its all down to the xpense sheet lol x thank god there was no one on it when it hit the ground!!! DANGEROUS CAUTION HANDLE WITH CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sex and Power and Money

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 10:47 am

power sex and moneyThey say that man is obsessed by sex and women are simply attracted by power.  Ummm, not sure about that one myself.  But then again Im not exactly your shrinking violet demure kinda gal.  One of my clients from Hertford advised me to look a little more approachable and demure in my photos – I told him that would get me done with the trade descriptions people.   I am forever telling him that half of us cant understand the other half’s pleasures and thats just our partners!

Yes its all about Tantric sex it seems and I have noticed a lot of sites offering this and read on one board someone saying it was just an excuse to get you in, give you nothing, then throw you out.  Thought Id leave you with this little gem…

‘I think I mentioned to Bob (Geldof) I could make love for eight hours.  What I didnt say was this included four hours of begging then dinner and a movie’  Sting on Tantric Sex  

 To Blog or not to Blog that is the question??  Yes its moi and my dark side!!

February 13, 2010

Valentines Day

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 11:24 am

  superific valentines day!Just to wish you all a superific Valentines Day hope its full of  luuv and gr8 sex.  We all know what you’d like to give her  -  but trust me on this one.  A  cuddly toy, box of chocs and one red rose, she may just give you what you wanted in return:

Im feeling well  loved up at the moment and looking forward to a fab night out with one of my men.  I will be dressing up to the nines (not sure what as yet!)  High heels always a must, I have a new body con dress that shows of my body without the need to be naked. 

So all in all its gonna be a sensual, tactile and figure hugging night  Ballerina

 Valentine balloons    Love to Love ya xxx

February 10, 2010

Harriet Ha-Harman

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 10:38 pm

The minister for women known for her feminist views has been nominated  for Rear Of  The Year no less!  Apparently 12 of these nominations came from fellow MPs.  Could this be an organized group effort?   Vote  4 me !!vote 4 the me party
 
 

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