A certain Mr Karl Watkins appeared in Hereford Crown Court  in 1993 accused of outraging public decency by making love to pavements – yes you got it – pavements!  A witness testified to seeing Watkins naked buttocks pumping up and down as passers by stopped to stare in amazement.  After serving an eleven month sentence Watkins said his ultimate fantasy was to be in a dustcart when the bin bags were crushed ummm…   

Im often asked about  bizarre request Iv had- lets see if I can outdo the above – that is true by the way:  A guy (thankfully of a diminutive stature) used to love me to carry him around  on my   back while I wore stilettos, he kept on his pants as I did and this seemed to stimulate him to climax quite quickly, apparently it was something about looking down at me from a different angle ummm…it was fairly hard work and really took it out of my quads and gluts.    Then there was the guy that wanted to be wrapped in bacon foil and put in the oven, mine   wasnt   big enough so a baking tray had to be suffice.  Its certainly a funny old world full of the strangest of people -  Of course Im ok its everybody else ;0  Your pleasure is my desire  x 
 

Most men I have met without doubt prefer to have sex with a partner that is reciprocal and I’m quite sure beyond doubt – if there partners were a little more enthusiastic perhaps they would find it easier to be monogamous, who knows?  Lets face facts its hard to be with the same person ‘forever’ let alone when you feel rejected!

“I am happy now that George calls on my bed chamber less frequently than of  old.  As it is , I now endure but two calls a week, when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England.”   Lady Alice Hillingdons journal,  England 1912

       Since time began I have had a strange fascination of this strangest behaviour..sex

Pondering…who invented suspenders?  I guess it must have been Mr Suspend or something like that – one thing for sure they aren’t the easiest of things to be doing up on your own! Thank god my latest man-friend  (who brings me all the stockings) only lives round the corner - ain’t I the lucky one x  At the moment I’m working hard on being a trashy blonde – after all everyone wants to be classy don’t you think?

sheer stockings size 5

Thank you so much Buoy No 1 for the gorge undies and stockings which will last  me at least the month!  Isn’t life ironic - the first time I wore  the full kit – black sheer sexy stockings, basque etc I dressed in anticipation of the appreciation of my guest who promptly asked if I had any white panties?  Oh, says I looking in my draws (excuse the pun!)  pulling out a sexy sheer lacy (white)  thong.  Very nice, but have you any plain full cotton white M&S type panties?  The next day believe it or not once again,  thinking I really do want these beautiful pieces of lingerie to be appreciated my guest requested – TIGHTS!  Its OK he reassured me I have brought my own and a pair for you!!!   Pleasing and teasing all of the time ;0 

‘What is a sex crime?’ Not getting any.’ Wild things 1998

Most men are by nature rather perverted and if given half a chance, would engage in quite a variety of  the most revolting practices.  Well what can I say but maybe – just maybe, us mere cats have finally caught up?  Im feeling exxxcited because my new bouy has just taken loads of erotic shots of me and I cant wait to show them of – alas – you will all have to wait till at least tomorrow  it was such fun having them taken erotic and totally crazy am I really that stupid to trust a complete stranger to take loads and loads of photos of me in such a compromising position?  No you are damn  right -  I hope I am a damn good judge of character, or else I will be damned :0