A certain Mr Karl Watkins appeared in Hereford Crown Court  in 1993 accused of outraging public decency by making love to pavements – yes you got it – pavements!  A witness testified to seeing Watkins naked buttocks pumping up and down as passers by stopped to stare in amazement.  After serving an eleven month sentence Watkins said his ultimate fantasy was to be in a dustcart when the bin bags were crushed ummm…   

Im often asked about  bizarre request Iv had- lets see if I can outdo the above – that is true by the way:  A guy (thankfully of a diminutive stature) used to love me to carry him around  on my   back while I wore stilettos, he kept on his pants as I did and this seemed to stimulate him to climax quite quickly, apparently it was something about looking down at me from a different angle ummm…it was fairly hard work and really took it out of my quads and gluts.    Then there was the guy that wanted to be wrapped in bacon foil and put in the oven, mine   wasnt   big enough so a baking tray had to be suffice.  Its certainly a funny old world full of the strangest of people -  Of course Im ok its everybody else ;0  Your pleasure is my desire  x