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Authentic Happyness is a habit too!

crystal — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:21:19 +0000

Happy New Year – Im making mine a happy happy one and will even smile in the face of adversity (if it should pass my way). Must admit made a bit of a glutton of myself over the festive season – so will be hitting the gym and mattress with avengence. Lets all have a happy hippy one and smile. Lifes to short to take it too serious my lovelies x I nearly forgot to give you a lil photo of me for 2012 showing of my va-ja-ja – enjoy

finger lickin good

Its all happening

crystal — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 21:02:37 +0000

This is a very quick post as Im in bed and feeling really tired – just wanted to share one of the many pics I had taken last month when I did a modeling booking . We took loads of photos and some are rubbish which is to be expected (not the photographers fault I hasten to add). I was trying to figure out what the big loud cushions are all about – maybe to show the pics arent airbrushed? Any views on this gladly appreciated. We all know what the big loud lady in red is all about lol.

I will blog again soon to tell you about a lovely chap that visited again yesterday and the fun we had lacing me into a corset - he also took some photos – it was good honest clean british fun

Modeling

crystal — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 18:44:39 +0000

Had a fab job Friday modellng lots of sexy cloths and drinking champagne. The photographer was very professional and it was so lovely being dressed by my own personal dresser especially as he seemed to know what he was doing, in fact he was better at detail and putting a costume together than most women I know - including me! He is a very special person and I wanted to bring him home and keep him he could be my own personal dresser that I keep in the wardrobe ahhh that would be good wish I could. It was a three hour shot and yes there were a few ‘vag’ shots but I still think it was all very tasteful.

All dressed up – nowhere to go :-(

crystal — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 19:36:36 +0000

Well this was me this evening waiting for my 8pm appt to turn up hmmm….

I wont say I wasnt disappointed as well as frustrated as I was feeling rather horney - nothing a bit of d.i.y wont sort But take note Mr Ignorupyourannus look what you missed out on…oh and dont call again. For any other ladies out there his number is 07412547038 and no Im not jumping to conclusions as I tried phoning etc to no avail.

Sorry about the bad quality pic but I took it through the mirror myself – seems a night of d.i.y all round xxx

Last of the summer sun :(

crystal — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 13:54:46 +0000

Yes I have had a bit of fun in the sun this summer but unfortunately it was once again a tad disappointing after starting out so well

Last weekend was good and an old friend from Rickmansworth popped round to pay me a visit… he nearly rolled off and under my hammock – much to the delight of the dog who always seems to get horny on these occasions even though hes been castrated!! STRANGE.

It was funny but plz take note Im not into bestiality, no! no! no! I think he was just being dominant and a bit zealous. I have now had several offers from friends offering to be my dog – I think they are impressed at how well hes trained ;-)

The Penis

crystal — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 14:04:11 +0000

Its a lot to take in – or is it!

While visiting a friend in Potters Bar I started to think about The penis, let me start by saying Im just grateful not be lumbered with such an annoying appendage. Hes either up when he should be behaving and down when hes meant to be standing proudly to attention - or in some cases neither half way up or down…I give you the penis – ultimate male symbol, provider of pleasure, worshipped throughout history, victim of ridicule, envied and reviled – its a lot to take in.

Im often asked if someones penis is ok or average and always say its not just about length but the girth or width goes a long way in keeping a woman satisfied, men are without doubt obsessed with their penis.

To date the smallest penis reported was 2.5cm - 1inch long when fully erect and I had the pleasure of trying to give it a wank with my thumb and forefinger which kept sliding off. And nooo I dont like huge ones before you ask! Penis envy ? Not bloody lightly

Dress to Impress

crystal — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 14:56:50 +0000

Once again the request for tights is at the forefront

one size fits all

“happiness is pleasure without guilt” Socrates

crystal — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:18:42 +0000

Bluebells and Crystalball

crystal — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 14:15:28 +0000

I will go back for more...

Hoo and I will tell you all about my sexploits in Vegas and London Casinos - but, not just now I have been having to much fun in the woods. Unfortunately its still a little early for the lush bluebells to be out in full bloom so it will have to be done again in perhaps a couple of weeks or so…

It kinda got me thinking how lovely it would be to have a day lolling around the lavender fields with all your senses being stimulated at the same time ummm, smell..lavender, eat….? The beginning of lots of fun in the sun Im hoping X And looking forward to finding a new man friend or two hehe this year, ho the anticipation gets me every time - dontcha think its part of the whole encounter?

Anyway I have decided to do a lot more outdoors camera fun this season of SEX and SUN! When it shines on me I always get a deep throbbing sensation in my nether regions

Crystal is back from Vegas and Raring to go

crystal — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 07:13:58 +0000

Hi Im back from Vegas and raring to go …again! I do love Vegas its sooo lively 24/7 Still feeling a little jet lagged so going to enjoy and lazy Sunday reading the snooze papers etc but, promise to fill you in on all the gen as soon as Im fully rested. I stayed at Caesars this time more or less opposite the Venetian, finding it a lot more entertaining. Vegas is a cross between Blackpool and Monte Carlo? ummm yep me thinks so – a quandary of contradictions, a little like moi )