alone and horny

Yes I am back after a fab holiday diving amongst other things and it was nothing to do with muffs lol Im looking nice and brown but feeling a little lack lustre as its sooo bloody cold here – I feel tempted to go off again and find some sun to basque in.  No sex at all on hols so must admit have been feeling it, yesterday I had a quick frantic wank while looking a porn quite like it that way sometimes –  However, have decided to see one of my regs today  as could do with an assistant

Michelangelos statue of David shows his penis with a neat halo of  pubic ringlets however this was very much unusual for those times as most nudes where depicted completely bald  – until the 19th Century when Courbet outraged public morals by including pubes in a portrait of a woman.  Yet again our sense of morality was more or less nothing more than a smoke screen as the fashionistas often sported fanny feathers in their hats and carried pubic hairs in golden lockets around their necks.  I like to play around with mine, hollywood, bollywood,brazilian, yet I draw the line with a Merkin – the pubic wig  was invented in 1450 – apparently they are surprisingly popular ummm I like my men smooth and delicious Im rather partial to a Manzilian  - cant think of anything worse than a mouth full of furr uggg.

Im often asked about  bizarre request Iv had- lets see if I can outdo the above – that is true by the way:  A guy (thankfully of a diminutive stature) used to love me to carry him around  on my   back while I wore stilettos, he kept on his pants as I did and this seemed to stimulate him to climax quite quickly, apparently it was something about looking down at me from a different angle ummm…it was fairly hard work and really took it out of my quads and gluts.    Then there was the guy that wanted to be wrapped in bacon foil and put in the oven, mine   wasnt   big enough so a baking tray had to be suffice.  Its certainly a funny old world full of the strangest of people -  Of course Im ok its everybody else ;0  Your pleasure is my desire  x 
 

“I am happy now that George calls on my bed chamber less frequently than of  old.  As it is , I now endure but two calls a week, when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England.”   Lady Alice Hillingdons journal,  England 1912

Pondering…who invented suspenders?  I guess it must have been Mr Suspend or something like that – one thing for sure they aren’t the easiest of things to be doing up on your own! Thank god my latest man-friend  (who brings me all the stockings) only lives round the corner - ain’t I the lucky one x  At the moment I’m working hard on being a trashy blonde – after all everyone wants to be classy don’t you think?

sheer stockings size 5

Thank you so much Buoy No 1 for the gorge undies and stockings which will last  me at least the month!  Isn’t life ironic - the first time I wore  the full kit – black sheer sexy stockings, basque etc I dressed in anticipation of the appreciation of my guest who promptly asked if I had any white panties?  Oh, says I looking in my draws (excuse the pun!)  pulling out a sexy sheer lacy (white)  thong.  Very nice, but have you any plain full cotton white M&S type panties?  The next day believe it or not once again,  thinking I really do want these beautiful pieces of lingerie to be appreciated my guest requested – TIGHTS!  Its OK he reassured me I have brought my own and a pair for you!!!   Pleasing and teasing all of the time ;0 

‘What is a sex crime?’ Not getting any.’ Wild things 1998