March 2, 2011

Crystal is going to Vegas…again!

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 8:16 am

Just a brief announcement – I wont be around till further notice as of 8th March so, if you need me to ring your bell – end and whisper sweet nothings into its little ear, have no fear I am still here - Monday being my last day! 

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  • Listen to your partners noises….If theyr making nice sounds probably they are having a good time.  If not, you may need to change what your doing… 

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February 15, 2011

Orphan Fanny wins Bafta – again!

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 8:34 am

all contributions gladly received ;)

February 2, 2011

Like a virgin

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 4:24 pm
virginal – not…

Well I did say LIKE a virgin hahahaha,  I dont know about you but I would much prefer to have a more experienced bedfellow, someone who’s not scared to tell me what turn-es them on as I definitely think being vocal while in the throes of ecstasy is part of the erotic experience – surely?

I do remember my virginal encounters only to well and it was always fast fumbling undercover in the dark without a word uttered, all rather embarrassing really;  And if anything I was usually left feeling sexually frustrated!  Give me a pro any day!!

January 19, 2011

Bluebells

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 8:07 am

Yes it will soon be spring yay, doncha just love it when the Bluebells come out.  Ive been saying it for the last few years, but this year I am def going to be outside having some fun taking photos amongst them.  There is generally only a window of about three weeks of glorious purplish blueish bluebellish brilliance – so camera at the ready body fit and funky for some fun in the spring sun.   We all need something to look forward to  and Im easily pleased!!

Watch this space!

January 11, 2011

2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 8:55 am

For me the whole of  January is  new year and Im just getting over the excess of  Xmas and New Year as I always tend to go overboard!!  Anywayz wishing us all an abundance of  health wealth and happiness – not forgetting great, frequent and lusty SEX.

December 21, 2010

XMas 2010

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 9:19 am
So pleased I decided not to go away as it looks like that would have switched of my glow, those poor people waiting to catch planes and trains hope they manage to keep warm. 
Anywayz Im here have no fear - sooo if your getting bored and need a little stimulation cum and see me sometime x
By appointment only (just like the queen ;) Love to love ya have a merry one x 

November 9, 2010

Always and Forever in our hearts

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 9:16 pm

Always and Forever

November 5, 2010

The advantage of massage!

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 1:55 pm

Nope Simon… I am hardly ever serious!  Just thought I would push my massage skills a little more i.e Advantage Massage – A lot more half hour app ts along with the advantage being that for £100 you can have the same as a full hour appt, focusing more on the tantric side of things sweet heart – the other advantage is its purrrrfect for those with less time on their hands.  You see how Im always ever-ready to please and tease.  It's a Beautiful Thing     Massage that is ;)

October 30, 2010

white flag – I give up!

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 8:37 pm

I have decided…. after considerable thought ~ Im giving up being an escort!  I am now an authentic yay authentic ( I like that word) masseuse!

October 6, 2010

Sex in the Sun

Filed under: Uncategorized — crystal @ 8:23 pm

me or the bike?

Yes I am sooo in need of some sunshine and lucky for me my fav man of the moment is taking we away for a long weekend of debauchery (I hope lol) sex, shopping etc.  Maybe I can persuade him to take a few shots of me swimming with a wet tshirt or something on:

Anyway I have decided to make myself more available as it seems he is turning me into a courtesan! That just wouldn’t do as I like to spread my love and cant think of anything more boring   than being with just one  Heart Beat person – even   if he is lovely, stimulating and spoils me to death;  By  Dirt Bike the way he did say hes not quite sure who’s the hottest, me – or the bike??       

 

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