Sport – the most male orgasm in an hour: 16

The average speed of released semen: 28 mph

A woman called ‘Houston’ had 620 men in 10 hrs

(with a few breaks) averaging 58 seconds per man

alone and horny

Yes I am back after a fab holiday diving amongst other things and it was nothing to do with muffs lol Im looking nice and brown but feeling a little lack lustre as its sooo bloody cold here – I feel tempted to go off again and find some sun to basque in.  No sex at all on hols so must admit have been feeling it, yesterday I had a quick frantic wank while looking a porn quite like it that way sometimes –  However, have decided to see one of my regs today  as could do with an assistant

Pubes that is – how does your garden grow?  I count myself of the less bushy of babes prefurrring (excuse the pun) the view of less is best when it comes to the pubic region of our anatomy’s – never quite got it about the french thing with all that hair , uggg!  I guess we all have our personal preferences of how we like to fashion our Netherlands.  Possibly our thinking on pubic hair has always been rather ambivalent  – the Doritos Triangle.

Michelangelos statue of David shows his penis with a neat halo of  pubic ringlets however this was very much unusual for those times as most nudes where depicted completely bald  – until the 19th Century when Courbet outraged public morals by including pubes in a portrait of a woman.  Yet again our sense of morality was more or less nothing more than a smoke screen as the fashionistas often sported fanny feathers in their hats and carried pubic hairs in golden lockets around their necks.  I like to play around with mine, hollywood, bollywood,brazilian, yet I draw the line with a Merkin – the pubic wig  was invented in 1450 – apparently they are surprisingly popular ummm I like my men smooth and delicious Im rather partial to a Manzilian  - cant think of anything worse than a mouth full of furr uggg.

Sorry if you have been tryng to contact me Iv lost my phone oops typical of me that’s why I used to only work from a land line ahh well – should have my sim back soon x

Or should I say Corn-well? Food, fuck, fab, obviously in a rush hot lunch date with the man in question? Must admit he was right and the water is aquamarine!  I kept insisting someone had thrown in a bath salt ! I had a gr8 time and found it quite exhilarating, especially when we went diving !  We had a swimming competition and of course I won, or was he just being kind? It was sooo funny when we came out and looked for our cloths because the tide had come in and they had been soaked so we had to walk naked back to the hotel 0 m g it used to be such a classy place !!!  Thank you for showing me what I have been missing – big shame its four hours away love you forever ) x

And its on tonight so Im chillin….sex in Roman times was an everyday part of life regardless of social standing or orientation.    Im sooo enjoying watching the series of Spartacus with all those gladiators rippling muscles and sex sex sex, just love the way they copulate so nonchalantly while discussing the lack of wine and whats on the shopping list!  I remember watching Caligula several years ago and being quite shocked at all the   fornication,  same sex liaisons were  the norm - when in Rome as they say… and last year when I was there I did my own fair share of fornicating, with the same sex too!!   I will be going to Amalfi in a few weeks time so look forward to that – love Amalfi and intend on having a sexy orgasmic time, after all it is close to the ruins of Pompeii.   To think it was considered scandalous to expect a woman to only sleep with her husband, the only taboo was oral sex – which was seen as unclean!  Sex was a gift from the gods and respected by all.   Until the emperors in all their wisdom choose to use it as a tool of power and then like so many of our relationships today – it became a battlefield.   I mustn’t bore you with the details of my X  :))  Next time I must tell you about my recent week-end of sin in Cornwell with Mr Barclay it was …. far tooo hot hot hot for stockings thats for sure!!!  Brit  Blond at your service 007  

  A certain Mr Karl Watkins appeared in Hereford Crown Court  in 1993 accused of outraging public decency by making love to pavements – yes you got it – pavements!  A witness testified to seeing Watkins naked buttocks pumping up and down as passers by stopped to stare in amazement.  After serving an eleven month sentence Watkins said his ultimate fantasy was to be in a dustcart when the bin bags were crushed ummm…   

Im often asked about  bizarre request Iv had- lets see if I can outdo the above – that is true by the way:  A guy (thankfully of a diminutive stature) used to love me to carry him around  on my   back while I wore stilettos, he kept on his pants as I did and this seemed to stimulate him to climax quite quickly, apparently it was something about looking down at me from a different angle ummm…it was fairly hard work and really took it out of my quads and gluts.    Then there was the guy that wanted to be wrapped in bacon foil and put in the oven, mine   wasnt   big enough so a baking tray had to be suffice.  Its certainly a funny old world full of the strangest of people -  Of course Im ok its everybody else ;0  Your pleasure is my desire  x 
 

Most men I have met without doubt prefer to have sex with a partner that is reciprocal and I’m quite sure beyond doubt – if there partners were a little more enthusiastic perhaps they would find it easier to be monogamous, who knows?  Lets face facts its hard to be with the same person ‘forever’ let alone when you feel rejected!

“I am happy now that George calls on my bed chamber less frequently than of  old.  As it is , I now endure but two calls a week, when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England.”   Lady Alice Hillingdons journal,  England 1912

       Since time began I have had a strange fascination of this strangest behaviour..sex

Pondering…who invented suspenders?  I guess it must have been Mr Suspend or something like that – one thing for sure they aren’t the easiest of things to be doing up on your own! Thank god my latest man-friend  (who brings me all the stockings) only lives round the corner - ain’t I the lucky one x  At the moment I’m working hard on being a trashy blonde – after all everyone wants to be classy don’t you think?