Crystal St Albans Escort

I’m a Sex Addict

crystal — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 11:52:29 +0000

Being a genuine SEX addict I found it hard to hold down a regular job - I kept disappearing into the toilets for a wank!

It might seem funny, trivial and for a man it could seem like – wow wish my partner had those sort of issues – but believe me you would soon get tired of the continued demands for sex night and day and would start to question your own sexuality wishing you had a partner with a normal healthy libido. Yes, life with a Sex Addiction is anything but fun. Like any addiction the addict becomes moody, withdrawn and even aggressive if they dont get their fix every day! My marriage and any long term relationships have always failed, due to my addiction to sex, sooo, I guess you could say I have found a solution to my problem by being an escort I have the choice to have no strings sex with my clients if we both choose too.

Another Bed Bites the Dust

crystal — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 17:41:57 +0000

Fuck me – yes we know you have all done that already! Or should I say tried to get a peice of me ! Well, shit, fuck, eat a dick a day – etc-etc. I am so annoyed yet another bed bites the dust…I know.. its all down to the xpense sheet lol x thank god there was no one on it when it hit the ground!!! DANGEROUS CAUTION HANDLE WITH CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sex and Power and Money

crystal — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 10:47:33 +0000

They say that man is obsessed by sex and women are simply attracted by power. Ummm, not sure about that one myself. But then again Im not exactly your shrinking violet demure kinda gal. One of my clients from Hertford advised me to look a little more approachable and demure in my photos – I told him that would get me done with the trade descriptions people. I am forever telling him that half of us cant understand the other half’s pleasures and thats just our partners!

Yes its all about Tantric sex it seems and I have noticed a lot of sites offering this and read on one board someone saying it was just an excuse to get you in, give you nothing, then throw you out. Thought Id leave you with this little gem…

‘I think I mentioned to Bob (Geldof) I could make love for eight hours. What I didnt say was this included four hours of begging then dinner and a movie’ Sting on Tantric Sex

To Blog or not to Blog that is the question?? Yes its moi and my dark side!!

Valentines Day

crystal — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 11:24:00 +0000

Just to wish you all a superific Valentines Day hope its full of luuv and gr8 sex. We all know what you’d like to give her - but trust me on this one. A cuddly toy, box of chocs and one red rose, she may just give you what you wanted in return:

Im feeling well loved up at the moment and looking forward to a fab night out with one of my men. I will be dressing up to the nines (not sure what as yet!) High heels always a must, I have a new body con dress that shows of my body without the need to be naked.

So all in all its gonna be a sensual, tactile and figure hugging night

Love to Love ya xxx

Harriet Ha-Harman

crystal — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 22:38:31 +0000

The minister for women known for her feminist views has been nominated for Rear Of The Year no less! Apparently 12 of these nominations came from fellow MPs. Could this be an organized group effort? 4 me !!

Crystal Ball pre-dicks…

crystal — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:04:23 +0000

I think it fair to say we have finally reached the bottom of the recession. 2010 is the year we see the economy lift and things will begin to perkup, although to be honest I havent seen to much of a drup from my perspective. We will still be a little more cautious with our spending, so instead of perhaps buying a new car we will indulge in the less expensive options like – perhaps a soothing massage in the company of an experienced woman who knows how to administer to the needs of a weary stressed executive. And, if anybody knows a woman like this please let me have her number – I love you all! Really I do!! Bottoms up!!! My legs look, in-fact all of me looks really short and squished in this photo I blame the client that took it before we played with ‘The Ball’ it was taken on my i-phone today at lunch time – hot spicy meat balls with oregano and a hot moist sexy tart to finish - yum, he enjoyed it too!! By the way he also brought the sexy stockings and to prove my legs really are long long long they were a size 4 and they were very long indeed- the stockings.

Better in than out – chill-in with Crystal

crystal — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:52:45 +0000

better in than out

The big freeze makes the nips stand out that’s for sure, don’t know about you but I’m staying in for now – would you like to stay in with me? Bet ya would.

Cant believe someone expected me to visit him in his hotel this morning rock on there’s no stopping some peeps. Think IL be staying in keeping all my bits warm.

Have a sexy new year x

crystal — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 09:52:14 +0000

I’m thinking about resolutions and what to give up – don’t think it will be sex. Have a fab evening what ever you do and I hope 2010 will bring us all an abundance of healthy happiness as well as gr8 – SEX! I want to love you all mwaah x x x

Let it snow – pics

crystal — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:14:17 +0000

Lovely cold moist snow, I just had to get out in it and take a few pics – which I did this morning. Alas, I have a new pc and have spent ages trying to download all the paraphernalia, u guessed it, Im still trying. Luckily Im not the type to give up easily, rest assured my photos will be appearing in the very near future. After all I didnt freeze my tits and bits off for nothing! In the mean time heres one from the last happy snow

day this year, enjoy.

MERRY KISSMAS MWAAH X X X

Hiking up the prices!

crystal — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:00:29 +0000

Thought I had better warn you all….that due to the economic climate there will be a price increase in 2010 After all there is a credit crunch!! Rock on…

Had an all nighter in the Midlands last weekend it was fun but I think I must still be recovering as I didnt get much sleep - couldnt have to many of those or I really would be FUCKED…